Sometimes, when my friend Tish and I get bored during courses (especially philosophy !), we write poems together. We have written this poem because we had forgot our book so it was impossible for us to follow the lesson. Moreover our friend Mr Aboo (not his real name!) refused to lend us his book while his neighbour, Maya, was having hers ! Of course it didn't annoy us too much : writing poems is really more fascinating than philosophy ! But we got our revenge by thinking up a love story between Aboo and Maya ! We also speak about Apollon : he is in the same class than us and I faked to love him. My stanzas are in red and Tish's ones in orange.
Being in philo right now
It sucks already
And because of Mr Aboo
We don't have a book
I agree if you try to racket him
But it's actually none of his fault
I can see he is dominated by Maya
Why did she sit down next to him ?
I agree completely
But why can't he just break free ?
Tell me the reason of this shit !
Why can't he borrow the book ?
They seem to be ready to get married
He can't secede because he loves her
She is now drawing on his sheet
He looks like a dog when you stroke it
It occurs to me the same thing
As they both jump about nothing
And they argue all the time
Finally it seems they get along well together
Do you want to bet that in several years
They will be married and have children ?
Now they are speaking about the "magic pen"
Aboo is trying to make her admiring him with that
Let's change subject
Their love life is none of our business
They're so lame but suit together
If they continue they'll be a supercouple
Let's speak about my dear Apollon
He is so lovely with his white shirt
Do you think he has a girlfriend ?
He always sends messages with his phone
Oh no, not him !
Probably not because he is too ugly
But if he has
It must surely be a guy
I suddenly feel like killing you !
Why are you so nasty with him ?
Do you realize he's the most handsome boy
When you see the other guys of that class ?
Oh yes !
The most beautiful guy of the ugliest guys...
Oh no ! He's even more cute than Angel...